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Press Release How TiSP Works FAQ
Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.
#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit. #2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet. |
#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes. #4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet. |
#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing. #6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings. |
#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system. #8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.) |
Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.
Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.
In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.
TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.
Why should I switch to Google TiSP?
It's fast. In our testing, TiSP delivers a 10x higher flow rate than basic DSL.
It's FREE. No more paying hundreds of dollars a year for Internet service that doesn't even necessarily extend to your bathroom!
It's good for you. Your FREE TiSP service includes a Google Toolbar-based analysis of your dietary habits and genetic predispositions, along with recommendations for healthier living.
How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).
Note: We take your privacy very seriously. So we treat all TiSP users' waste-related personal information with tremendous discretion, in accordance with our Privacy Policy.
Is this offering a tiered service? How does Google's position on Net Neutrality effect TiSP?
Although we understand that there's a lot of crap on the web, we also believe strongly in providing equal opportunity access to all our users. While we won't limit your surfing choices, we do offer three levels of TiSP service:
Trickle | The #2 | Royal Flush | |
Download speed (max) | 8 Mbps | 16 Mbps | 32 Mbps |
Upload speed (max) | 2 Mbps | 4 Mbps | 8 Mbps |
Price | Free | $9.95/mo. | $24.95/mo. |
Actual speeds will vary, depending on network traffic and sewer line conditions. Users with low-flow toilets may simultaneously experience a saving-the-environment glow and slower-data-speed blues. |
Is Google TiSP safe and reliable?
Google TiSP ensures reliable throughput through the power of fiber, which has been proven through extensive research to effectively facilitate consistent data flow with minimal latency. And you can rest assured that under no circumstances will the TiSP system ever expose your privates.
What are the system requirements?
Windows XP/Vista (Mac and Linux support coming soon)
Internet Explorer 6.0+ or Firefox 1.5+ with the Google Toolbar
Round-front or elongated toilet providing at least 1.0 gallons per flush
Use of automatic toilet bowl cleaners is not recommended
Does my water company support TiSP?
TiSP was developed with the support and assistance of a large number of major metropolitan water companies. A full list of companies that support TiSP is available here. If yours isn't listed, please contact them to verify their ongoing and unstinting support before you even think about signing up for TiSP service.
Can I use TiSP if my home uses a septic system?
Sorry, but no -- TiSP requires the use of a central sewer system to connect your home to the Internet.
Can I still use my toilet after installing TiSP?
Do we look stupid? Needless to say, the fiber optic cable that enables TiSP will not interfere with your toilet's regular operations. For your own convenience, however, you may eventually wish to hire a professional contractor to help route the cable under, or through, the toilet seat to your TiSP wireless router.
In what countries is this service available?
TiSP is available today in the U.S. and Canada. Google has formed an international consortium of utility companies, sewage system experts, toilet manufacturers, and plumbers to develop solutions to the many problems facing all "dark porcelain"-based data-delivery innovators.
Can I use this service when I'm away from home?
Sorry, but no -- TiSP is not available outside the home at this time. We are, however, currently developing a mobile feature called TiSP on the Run (TiSPOTR), which we expect to make available in the near future.
I'm having trouble installing or using TiSP.
Your internet connection should be working within one hour of GFlushing the sinker. If you still aren't online after that period of time, your toilet may be clogged. Please flush three more times, then check your online connection again. If you're still experiencing problems, drop eight mints into the bowl and add a two-liter bottle of diet soda. For further assistance, please visit the TiSP Help Group.
Does my net access have to be wireless?
Not necessarily, but our user studies have found that without wireless connectivity, there was considerable "commode congestion" in an average 2.5-person household whose one bathroom typically can provide a comfortable workspace for just one user at a time. We therefore strongly recommend using the wireless connection to alleviate potential multi-user congestion and encourage widespread "couch computing."
Why is TiSP in beta?
When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.
2005 年微软收购了Foldershare公司,将其纳入到其最新的Windows Live服务中,7月中旬正式推出了Windows Live FolderShare Beta。FolderShare的技术提供了一个发送大型文件的方法,将允许用户随时随地在不同的设备上都能接入他们的信息。其特点是没有限制数量或大 小的文件传输以及可以用文件的原始格式同步和传输。
一、下载与安装客户端程序
登录www.foldershare.com后,会打开如图1所示页面。从其粗体显示的英文即可知道,此站点提供的是一种查询、存取以及共享远程文件的服务;虽然站点为英文,不过使用还是相当简单的,下面来看看具体的使用过程。
图1 Flodershare的主页(可点查看大图)
要使用网站的此项服务,需要事先下载客户端支持程序。单击页面上方的"Download"菜单项或者右下角的"Try It Free"按钮,进入支持程序下载页面;近而根据不同的操作系统单击不同的下载链接即可,如图2所示。
图2 根据操作系统选择合适版本(点击查看大图)
安装过程比较简单,待完成时会弹出账号申请与设置向导。初次使用应点选第二项,如图3所示;然后在如图4所示窗口里设定在foldershare网站里显示的计算机名。
图3 注册一个Foldershare帐号
图4 为计算机起个名
然后在如图5所示的新账户信息窗口中,输入账户呢称、登录密码以及邮箱名,最后勾选 "icertify I am over 13 years of age"一项即可完成账户的添加。需要注意的是,登录密码必须以字母开头,而且勾选的项目也不能少;foldershare网站使用的登录账户名就是此处 填写的邮箱名,密码不是邮箱的登录密码,而是在此处自行设置。
图5 填写清册信息
二、基本使用
登录进入操作页面后,即可清晰的看到网站提供的三项服务:Sync My Folders(同步文件夹)、Share With Friends(和朋友共享文件)以及Access My Files(存取文件)。而在页面最下方,则显示出了当前设置完成的共享文件夹及共享计算机名,如图6所示。
图6 Foldershare的主界面(点击查看大图)
1、同步文件夹
顾名思义,即是说通过在线方式设置了与本地计算机的共享后,当本地计算机相应的文件夹发生了存取文件的变化;当下一次再登录时,网站会自动更新当前共享文件。
需要注意的是,这种自动更新当前共享文件,当然是在本地计算机开启的情况下才能有效。而如果单击如图6所示页面右下方的"Add/Remove Devices"链接,则会停止文件夹的同步。
2、共享设置
此项功能为预先设置本地计算机需要远程共享的文件夹,以方便其他用户的访问。具体设置过程如下:
步骤1:单击"Share With Friends"按钮后,进入如图7所示页面。然后在左方单击本地计算机名,接着页面右方即会显示当前计算机所有文件夹。
图7 共享文件夹向导(点击查看大图)
步骤2:再单击需要设置的驱动器或文件夹,比如单击C盘;接着出现如图8所示页面。点选具体的文件夹,再设定共享名;最后单击右下角的"Next"按钮。
图8 选择需要共享的文件夹(点击查看大图)
步骤3:接着是设定可以访问此共享文件夹的账户名(邮箱),通过单击如图9所示页面中的"Add New Email"即可添加;然后再单击向右的绿色箭头按钮。
图9 添加共享人信息(点击查看大图)
步骤4:接下来还会弹出设定访问权限的页面,从右上角的下拉列表中选择好访问权限,再单击"Next"按钮即可完成整个设置过程。设置成功后的共享文件夹会在登录网站后,从其主页面下方查看到。
3、存取文件
单击第三项"Access My Files"按钮后,即可进行文件的读取页面。其页面和设置文件共享时类似,可以在线打开文件内容,也可下载保存后打开。具体操作根据页面提示进行即可,比较简单,这里就不一一详述了。
三、使用小结
foldershare网站充分体现了资源共享的理念,其页面设置上毫无累赘之感,而且设置 共享、文件存取速度也较迅速。其实现过程其实还是一个双向互动的过程,即是说:共享提供端安装好foldershare客户端支持程序后,再设定共享文 件、共享权限;并设置允许访问的账户;而另一端同样需要安装foldershare客户端,然后以允许的访问账户登录后即可实施相应的远程文件操作。
此过程需要通信两端计算机都在线,因为网站提供的只是一种远程文件共享平台,并不提供文件上传存储功能。不过其简洁明了的页面操作,也为远程共享开辟了另一条可行之道;应该说,此类服务还是相当实用的,比如适合经常异地办公的用户选用。
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